when u're really not in good mood... badly bad mood

* Bethoven sounds like noise from a hungry stomach *musik keroncong(-an)*.
* Kids turn out to be monsters.
* Everyone seems doesn't have lips to smile, u can’t even feel yours.
* U feel like Monday.
* It’s actually cloudy and rain is about to fall any minute and u say “It’s the pollution!!!”
* Musk smells like formalin, then u almost think a perfumery is a cadaver room???
* U wanna tell Mariah Carrey, Celine Dion, mbak KD or those so called diva "would u please stop screaming?!"
* "AAAAH... WHO HAS TURNED MY TORTOISES INTO FROGS????!!!"
* U do karate moves when someone ask u to dance.
* Korn is the best jazz musician ever.
* Nothing is right. Everything is left.
* Someone tells u a loooong story to ask your opinion, but all u can say is "mmmh... can u repeat?"
* Policeman looks like cow.
* U see that picture above when u look in a mirror... hahahaha!
* U're reading a sport post then u say "Urrgh... politics!"
* U're at your office but can't stop asking "what the hell am I doing here??"
* U're reading this and u can't resist to ask "why the hell am I reading this??" as I'm asking to my self "why the hell am I typing this??" but I'm posting it anyway...