rekor salah makan!

*Rekor 1:

Baru bangun tidur dan kelaparan, semua orang rumah sudah selesai makan. Tanpa pikir panjang dengan nyawa yang baru terkumpul 60% langsung mengambil nasi di dapur dan mulai makan dengan lahap.... Setelah selesai makan, mama pun datang...

Mama: "Na, tolong kasih makan kucing pake nasi yang di dapur, itu buat kucing...."

Perut besi: "nasi mana yang buat kucing? nggak ada!"

Mama: "Ituuuu nasi yang di sebelah magic jar. Itu buat kucing."

Perut besi: "....ups!" *pucat*


*Rekor 2:

Mama datang mengambil roti berisi daging...

Mama: "Ufffh!!! Ini rotinya udah nggak bagus!!!"

Perut besi: "....ups!!!!!" *kembali pucat*


*rekor 3, 4, dan seterusnya....:

Telah habis melahap beberapa potong kue, atau puding... kemudian kakak datang dan ikut mengambil sepotong kemudian mencium dan mengamati makanan dengan seksama...

Kakak: "Boooooo, ini makanan udah nggak baguuuuusssss!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Perut besi: ...bwenghekkk!


*Rekor terakhir saat ini....:

Membuat pasta untuk menyenangkan kakak di pagi hari, dan ikut makan bersamanya. Menambahkan sesendok kecil mayo dan extra cheese pada piring kedua (nambah maksudnya...). Memakan habis piring kedua, dengan perasaan sedikit tidak enak. Kakak baru menyentuh pirirng keduanya dan mendekatkan ke hidungnya....

Kakak: "Koq bau extra cheesenya agak aneh ya?! ..."

Perut besi: "He..?"

Kakak: "Keras banget ya baunya? hehehe..."

Perut besi: "He..??" sambil melihat kemasan extra cheese yang berupa plastik transparan.... melotot pada satu titik pada awalnya, kemudian beberapa titik, dan melemparkan senyum termanis ke kakak. Langsung membuang extra cheese ke tempat sampah dan mulai merasakan tidak enak di tenggorokan!

Kakak: "Duh, lo ngasih kejunya ditengah2 gini, padahal pastanya enak..."

Perut besi: "Nggak usah dimakan!!! buang aja...hehehehe.... extra cheesenya udah jamuran ternyata! hehehehe..."

Kakak: "...!!!"

Perut besi: "heheheheheheheheheh......" berkonsentrasi menghilangkan hasrat ingin muntah... dan tidak berhasil! Memuntahkan isi piring kedua setelah beberapa menit kemudian. Memaki-maki diri sendiri dan berniat tidak makan keju sampai trauma hilang! ...dan masih sakit perut sampai sekarang!

the fool of the day

Ugh! I couldn’t sleep last night coz I was thinking how stupid I was in my french class yesterday. Eeer no.. Actually I couldn’t sleep bcoz I’m insomnia! But I really got that thought last nite. I think I’m really the most stupid person in class. I know nothing bout the topic they’ve talked about. I seriously know nothing! Well maybe I know few issues in general, but that’s all I got.
I might know well how cavity could happen on teeth, but I don’t even know that….(I even already forget his name!!!!! Duh!!) the head of bulog (*ketua bulog!) is suspected as a great corrupt. I kinda heard, but I just never give a damn hehehe… Oh…. And the worst part is when I got asked about how many islands we have in Indonesia. I swear u that I knew this when I was in hi school, but that was years ago!!!! And I got so many new things to remember after all these years! So when my professor asked me that, I just stupidly said “I don’t know!” Nice! Sucha good citizen! If just I could suddenly disappear from that class yesterday. My professor might think how could this girl be a dentist if she doesn’t even know how many islands her country has?! Just so u know, my geography is really close to worst. And that’s what my dad always teases on me.
Guess if u knock my head now, u can hear it reverberates. Damn! I should start to read newspaper from now. Everyday! And not only for vacancies! Coz I kinda hate to read nuspaper. The carbons always stick on your fingers! And I don’t really like watching TV. I can even count how many times I watch TV in a week. Those habits should really be gone now, or I’d be the most stupid person in class for the whole term.
Hold on monsieur! Let me load my head with carbons…ups.. I mean fresh juicy news! Rrrrrrrr!!!!!! *still hate nuspaper!*

Note: Indonesia has around 17.000 islands and got around 222billion citizens! Guess even my professor has mentioned the wrong number! He said our islands amount is around 13.000! bhuahahahaha!!!! Love to know that he was wrong!

enjoy what?

bosyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! I keep saying this word everyday. Favorite word of the week: BORE! hehehe.... Waiting for a career. Waiting to get busy. Waiting for a real life coz now it feels like walking on a thick cloud... still not stepping on a solid place to stand on yet.

So what to do while waiting? Learning to cook? Done that! Learning french? Keep doing that.... every saturday! Love it...love it! Read?? hahaha... I actually already bought so many books to read during my jobless phase, but none of them is finished yet! Guess I bought some quite heavy books, so it makes me bore hehe... Go to gym as jammie cullum said? No thanx! I've done that too... and end up with scary big muscles on my biceps. Thanx to that liar instructor who convinced me that my biceps will doing just fine! What... I got Xena the warrior princess's arms after several times practice!

Make some arts?? I kinda done that too, sometimes I paint. But the thing is, sometimes I paint good, but sometimes I just create a cheap crap! hehehe... Need to wait a fine mood to make a better art hehehe..... Picasso mode: off! Hang out with friends?? I've tried to beg them to escape from their works hehehe...not succeed! And my friends in dentistry are busy to prepare for their final exam, I don't dare to ask them to go out!

My friend said just enjoy time.... I still hard to understand that. What does he exactly mean?? Enjoy my-nothing-to-do-moments? Tell me if you know how.... *grin*

souvenir from west sumatra

Yaaak... setelah seminggu lebih di sumatra barat... peri gigi membawa oleh2 foto hasil gempa! Bisa dilihat di http://diana-saib.blogs.friendster.com/my_life/

Males euy mau ng'upload ulang!

Jadi dimulai dari hari pertama which was Saturday, touched down Padang, langsung naik mobil temen bokap ke solok. Searching the closest village to earthquake center. Sampai di lokasi sekitar jam 4 sore kalo ngak salah ya?!

Uuuw, so sad the view that I saw there. I kinda cried a little too. Just imagine if it happen with my family, people I love so much.... what if it happen to my nephews...fuuuh! I can't hold my tears!

Then finally finished around 9 PM. Go straight to my uncle's hause at Bukit Tinggi, numpang nginap! Slept for few hours only, then go travelling again to search other village that got more victims: Ngarai sianok, koto gadang, sungai tanang, tanah datar, simawang, payakumbuah, padang panjang, baso, end up in koto tuo....circling gunung Marapi. I didn't feel tire at all, I love travelling to places that still have beautiful nature. Love nature a lot!

Then, kembali ke bukit tinggi around 10 PM, go to my uncle's house from my mom's side. Then My aunt from Sawahlunto insist to take me to Sawahlunto at the same nite, no matter what time it was hehehe... So I travelled again to Sawah lunto for 2 hours, and arrived at almost 1 AM.. So tired, but hang out with family is more excited! Had a chat a lil bit, watched movie until 2 AM untill my eyes couldn't stand anymore longer, so then I rested my body in bed. Tapi seperti biasa, segimana ngantuknya mata, begitu badan ini jatuh di atas kasur, ngantuk pun hilang! Insomnia sialan!

The next day I got nothing to do. Just hang out in the center of the city, tried to find signal. Somehow my provider can't get good signal in some part of sawahlunto. Amusing my self a little with cousin in the city park. It's a ville actually, say it small ville! But it has a center park, good enough to take children to play. Hanged out there until maghrib. Hoping someone text me hehehe.... but none! yaaaaaaak! Then hanged out with cousin and aunty until morning.. time goes slow there. I love it!

Ih capek euy cerita hidup selama seminggu hehehe... Intinya mah begitu aja lah... Oh, intinya adalah... peri gigi tambah item dan naik 2 kilo begitu pulang dari Sumatra. Tapi anehnya, temen2 peri gigi malah bilang peri gigi terlihat kurus! lha..?? hehehehe.... Yaaaaaak! Oh... and jadi jerawatan pula! Yang anehnya baru bermunculan sehari sebelum pulang! Padahal selama jalan2 di sumbar beberapa hari dengan mobil tanpa AC yang terpaksa harus membuka kaca lebar2 untuk mendapatkan udara segar, gak satu pun jerawat berani tampil... Yaaaaaaaaak!

Will go back to Sumatra in closing time, insyaAllah!

going to west sumatra...

My uncle is here... to take the car away to bandung! huhhuhuhu... it feels like waiting for an execution! hahahaha.... Oh my luvely ride!

Am going to west sumatra today, my dad wanna help the earthquake victims... And I wanna have a trip just so I wont feel so bore at home. Voila!!! Il faut que j'aille maintenant! Attandez pour mes histoires quand je retourne!

goodbye my ride...

Again... tetap bertani anggur sampai hari ini. Panennya lamaaaaa....! U know when u got nothing to do, your mind intend to think bout many things hehehe... maybe in few months if I keep being like this I'm gonna start to hallucinating hehehe.. I hate being jobless!! No, I mean.... I hate it so much, and even these words are not describing it yet. I hate to have nothing to do!

But actually I got something to do today. I have to go to garage, my car need to get repaired. There's a lil problem with the brake. Oh... let me rectify... It's not my car, but my dad's. He lend it to me, but now I have to pass it to my sis in bandung. That's y I have to check all the stuff before we take it to bandung, coz my sis wont be aware for such things!

huuuuhuuuu... that car has been like a second mother to mee. I feel so tremendously comfort when I'm inside her. We've been struggle together in this lunatic traffic in jakarta. We have survived from those crazy jakarta's bikers. We even have hit a car and got crushed together too. Uhm... she got crushed, I survived! hehehehe.... We've traversed 60 cm flood at slipi, that made me shaken after a while, but she survived after all and finally parked with beauty! She has toke me all the way I want! Grogol-jatibening, jatibening-grogol, jatibening-wijaya, wijaya-jatibening,.... anywhere else. I cried a lot with her too! My first companion when I don't know what to do! hehehehe... We really got chemistry between us! Bounded with the seat belt! hehehehehehe.... I'm gonna miss her so much! So much so much so much!!!!!!

Well there u go, it's a part of my learning. Coz everything we have around are jsut temporary, one day we just have to leave it or being left. Huuuuuhuuuuu.....sediiiih!
















>> Salut mon chat...te joindras bien avec ma soeur!


















>> Chaque un a sa place!







>> tu me manqueras, tu sais ca?!






>> It will be my sis's risk from now.... ^_______^ "

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ughhhh....
so beautiful moniiing. But I just don't have anything to do. Oh, ya... peri_gigi ni sedang menjadi petani anggur saat ini (baca: penganggur, red.). And since I dont have anything else better to do, so why not filling my new blog..... *grin*

What to write now...?Uhmmm... Oh, I just read Mr. weird's blog. hhuhuhuhu... never can understand his blog easily. However, he's just too blur to understood. As what his friend told me, and what he has admitted to me too. And I'm just totally agree... without explanation! One day he can be so sweet, another day he can be so cold. His friend told me that he's between his choices now.... Take your time dude, but just don't put me between those choices though, coz I'm not a choice anyway.... ^____^

People should treat other as how they wanna be treated don't u agree? Yah begitulah.... hehehehehe.... huh!

nero burning doom

huh! I've been trying to find out how to copy dvd and to transfer a video file to computer. I've gone to many many computer shops, asking them how can I transfer a video from handycam to computer. Then I finally know how to do it, transfering video file I mean... then ready to burn it into dvd through nero. FYI what I had is still nero 6, but it suppose to be able to burn dvd rite?!
Oh... and I also have asked to so many friends bout how to do it.

Tapi masih gagaaaaal...bhuhhuuuhuuuuu.... Guess my dvd room wasn't dvd RW??? I dont really understand such things. It is wrote that it's compact disc rewritable...et ca veut dire quoi allors?!
Does it mean that it's just able to burn cd, but not dvd?? Ugh... liar vendor!!!! I just bought it actually. I asked them to give me a cd room that able to read and to burn dvd! Uhm... actually I didn't ask them as that specific. But I really ask them for a dvd room that also able to burn cd.... with a thought that any dvd room must be also a dvd rewritable..... But that bcoz I haven't understand sucha thing yet. They suppose to warn me or something. Now what to do?

Yes rite! I just called that outlet where I bought that dvd room, and they said that it's not able to burn dvd indeed! Huh...!